Miss Fortune (2006-2008)

Six months, tops.
You won't know he's positive.
He slept with your best friend.
One a day will keep the crazy away.
They will go directly to your thighs.
It will metastasize.
You don't have a great personality
You will grow old alone.
Silence makes you pretty.
You are pregnant . . . again.
You should have adopted a highway